just me, words and smokes.
Ask away, then.
Ask away, then.
I should go to bed, but I’m watching The King’s Speech. Yes, again.
Colin Approves.

Colin Firth has to admit that he’s not a human being, but a robot designed by women. He’s handsome, charming, witty, he’s got that accent, and he has a gay best friend. The only way he could be any better is if he ejaculated Häagen-Dazs
- Bill Maher
Oh god.

It all makes sense now.